Much like figuring out how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, this universal question has befuddled, rankled, and torn asunder many a civilized society. Do you just crunch it in a few bites? Do you pop the whole thing in your gob and swallow it python-whole? Do you twist the top off, eat the icing center, then eat the cookie? Do you dip it in milk?
The answer is much simpler, my friends. Pop off the top. Eat the icing. Then deposit the spit covered cookie-tops into your brother or sister's sock and underwear drawer. Thus has the wisdom obtained in my youth been passed to you.
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Consider this alternative method:
ReplyDelete1. Pop off the top.
2. Eat the icing.
3. Stick top and bottom of cookie back together.
4. Return to package.
5. When accused of doing the above, deny everything.
1. Remove top of cookie 1
ReplyDelete2. Remove top of cookie 2
3. With a butter knife remove the icing from cookie 3, discarding the ends
4. Repeat step 3, 40 times
3. Combine icing stack with cookie 1 and 2 to form into one giant tower cookie
4. Enjoy!
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What happens to the tower then though? I always used to create towers out of playing cards so I could smash it. Do you take a hammer to this Cookie-scraper?
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