As a species, we're pretty good at advancing the cause of science for those most special of reasons. Cancer cures? AIDS cures? No, penis and breast enlargement! Pretty much anything that makes our lives more fun or entertaining gets the nod.
This seems to be a great time to pitch for another scientific breakthrough. Of course this refers to recannable Nacho Cheese! That's right, everyone knows that the Frito Lay nacho cheese from the can (mild form only, please) is the best tortilla chip topping ever created. However, once you pop that lid, the cheese has a very short one-time-only shelf life. Efforts to scoop out the cheese, refrigerate, and reheat later NEVER work. For this reason SCIENCE (all in capital letters) must be invoked to solve this problem. Cancer and AIDS are a drag, but I need nacho cheese. The breast enlargement and penis pills are already ready, now I need cheese!
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